Job hunting.... is like sticking your hand in a pile of needles and hoping you'll pull out a strand of hay.

It's like waking up in the morning and saying to yourself "Hmmm. Self? Have you thought about having a bad day today? Because I have a great idea if you haven't yet!"

It's like dreaming of that rich chocolatey double swirly cone, but they only have strawberry.

Doesn't anyone need a college educated barista anymore?!